Hypothesis: Cats already walk on keyboards, so with proper guidance, they should learn Python.
Method: Set up a keyboard, place cat in front of it, and offer treats for correct syntax.
Results: The cat typed "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllll", which is valid in JavaScript.
Conclusion: Cats are already better at JavaScript than most developers.
Hypothesis: If Schrödinger’s cat can exist in two states at once, then a car can be both parked and not parked.
Method: Attempt to parallel park using only equations and shouting "IT'S JUST A PROBABILITY WAVE!"
Results: The car is still in motion, but my insurance premium increased.
Conclusion: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle does not apply to parking tickets.
Hypothesis: If heat and pressure can cook an egg, then enough passive-aggressive energy should also work.
Method: Place a raw egg on a plate. Stare at it while muttering phrases like "Oh sure, you’ll totally cook yourself." and "I guess I have to do everything around here."
Results: The egg remained raw, but the researcher experienced a mild existential crisis.
Conclusion: Further research needed. Maybe try condescension next time.