Hypothesis: Cats already walk on keyboards, so with proper guidance, they should learn Python.
Method: Set up a keyboard, place cat in front of it, and offer treats for correct syntax.
Results: The cat typed "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllll", which is valid in JavaScript.
Conclusion: Cats are already better at JavaScript than most developers.
Hypothesis: Friction generates heat, and heat is energy. Therefore, violently rubbing a phone should charge it.
Method: Rub phone against carpet for five minutes.
Results: No increase in battery, but a significant increase in personal frustration.
Conclusion: More testing needed, possibly involving a lightning storm.
Hypothesis: If loudness equals correctness, then shouting should guarantee victory in any debate.
Method: Engage in a discussion about pineapple on pizza. Gradually increase volume.
Results: The argument remains unresolved, but now everyone is yelling.
Conclusion: Decibel levels do not correlate with correctness, but they do correlate with getting kicked out of restaurants.