Hypothesis: If loudness equals correctness, then shouting should guarantee victory in any debate.
Method: Engage in a discussion about pineapple on pizza. Gradually increase volume.
Results: The argument remains unresolved, but now everyone is yelling.
Conclusion: Decibel levels do not correlate with correctness, but they do correlate with getting kicked out of restaurants.
Hypothesis: Cats already walk on keyboards, so with proper guidance, they should learn Python.
Method: Set up a keyboard, place cat in front of it, and offer treats for correct syntax.
Results: The cat typed "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllll", which is valid in JavaScript.
Conclusion: Cats are already better at JavaScript than most developers.
Hypothesis: If magnets can attract metal, surely they can attract stability, happiness, and financial success.
Method: Carry an industrial magnet everywhere and see if life improves.
Results: No improvement in personal circumstances, but many stolen cutlery items.
Conclusion: Magnets only attract metal, not personal fulfillment.