📡 The Science of Social Media 📡
After extensive peer-reviewed research (i.e., asking a pigeon), we discovered that following us on social media increases your nerd energy levels by at least 42%.
📘 Facebook – The Gravitational Constant of Procrastination
"Liking our page has been scientifically proven* to improve your understanding of theoretical nonsense and mildly cursed experiments.
(*Test group: one confused intern and an AI chatbot.)
Enter the Algorithm
📷 Instagram – The Doppler Effect of Attention
The closer you are to our posts, the more distorted reality becomes. Are we nerds? Are we comedians? Are we just very enthusiastic about bad code? Yes.
Observe the Chaos